~电梯男~
我的妻子,死在战火缭绕的二战时期,这让我丧失了生存的意志,对于我这样一个普通人来说,这太不公平了,但当我毅然拿起枪杆的时候,发现敌人的刺刀已经进入了我的胸膛,剧烈的疼痛让倒下的我看不清眼前的碎石,虽然懦弱,但我还是把血流在了该流的地方,热泪从我眼旁滚到了塞边和血液染成了一体。
也许我真的没这么不幸,这片大地并没有抛弃我,我发现我并没有死,而且,我不能动,没有四肢,没有脑袋,没有。。。,我变成了一块石头,不折不扣的石头,我的意识完全被困在一块奇怪的石头里。
当然可不能小看我这块石头,经过这么多个年,我曾做过杀人的石头,落井的石头,偷窥的石头,直到有一天,人们发现了我,把我切割,加工,我会流血,在文化大革命的时候被认为是不祥的征兆,毛主席就死在那个时候,于是我被丢弃,终于我和大部分石头一样被送进了加工场,我被火练成铁,我疼痛万分,可是没人听的见我的哀怨。
2010年,我终于安定了下来,我封禁在一部电梯内。
这日子很不好过,每天都要被人睬,偶尔会有黏粘的唾液落在哦身上,连狗狗的便便也不会放过我。这一切让我厌恶不已,当然事情不是只有坏的一面,不然,我可撑不到现在。夏天的时候是我最快乐的日子,很多美女穿短裙走过我的眼前,有时我会欲火焚身的不正常运作,经常吓坏别人,然后修理我的师傅就会特别头大。
没有人知道这个秘密,直到有一天,一个修理师发现了我。。。
TO BE CONTINUE。。。




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